Ferdinand of Conservative Cat has begun a Carnival of the Flatlanders. Oh, wait a sec, I have the name wrong. It's the "Carnival of the Vicious, Invading Paleface Bastards." Apparently the NCAA has ruled "Illinois" offensive, and while most Wisconsinites agree, the NCAA has completely different reasons, none of which we would consider acceptable.
I will say the new title isn't too far off of what I typically say when my family and I visit the Wisconsin Dells.
So, if you happen to be one of our toll-taking, lake-property-coveting neighbors to the South you might want to check this out.
