Brewers water slide just isn't the same

The splash pool isn't bad to start. But this isn't "Kalahari Park". It's Miller Park, as in Miller Beer. And they're not the Milwaukee Sliders. They're the Milwaukee Brewers. Maybe the Milwaukee Brewers should go with something a little more appropriately themed.

How about having Bernie Brewer slide into a giant beer mug?

I understand there is a giant beer mug just waiting to be used at the Lakefront Brewery.

There is a Hell and it's called Racine

Former State Senator Kim Plache was elected to a school board seat she didn't even want in Racine. She wanted to be mayor but the residents of Racine avoided that at least.

Plache, you may remember, beat State Senator George Petak in a recall election after he voted for the tax to build Miller Park. Racine residents chose a tax-and-spender with no limits over the incumbent who voted for one tiny tax in his career.

Having not learned their lesson, they just voted to put Plache on the school board.

I think I found the one place Cudahy residents can mock freely.