The headline reads, "Alcohol Increases Co-eds' Risk of Sexual Assault". Let's see, candy was dandy but liquor was quicker, if I remember right? I know, how horrible of me to say and something every too-well-meaning feminist would be quick to condemn. But if more fathers told more daughters this simple lesson then I wouldn't have to read the latest well, duh headline from the AP.
Along similar lines to be sure I saw a giant sign in someone's yard in the inner city the other day. "Happy 8th Birthday Levitra!" Someone has got to distribute free baby name books to the poor urban underclass before some child sees a sign on his/her birthday, "Happy Birthday Broken Condom!"
It was a cheap shot, but then, that's where this post started.
