Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Okay, they're forgeries. When do we get lunch?

(via the Corner) CBS has named their blue-ribbon panel to investigate Rathergate. Let me save them some time: the documents were forged, and Bill Burkett needs to say who he really got them from.

Dick Thornburgh and Louis Boccardi's first order of business? Okay, how do we extend this out so we can max out the billable hours on this? And who do we submit our lunch receipts to?

I suspect the billable hours will fall under the Louis DePalma rule: Enough to make them go "ewww" but low enough to make them go "hmmm."