One greater than the national past time

Leslie Carbone has discovered Major League Baseball, as an in-kind undeclared contribution to The Obama's campaign, will delay the start of game six of the World Series to accommodate Senator Obama's half-hour infomercial. The game will then start with the Obama National Anthem. The seventh-inning stretch will feature a video of a reading from one of The Obama's autobiographies followed by a few rounds of the "Pork Barrel Polka." Other in-game entertainment will include a "guess the number attending that are falsely registered in other states" contest.