Maybe they would like something in blaze orange?

Ann Althouse wonders what thieves are ging to do with a sculpture that is 3.6m long, 2m high by 2m wide and weighs 2.1 tons. Hey, thieves with such skill and daring should be rewarded, not punished. Let's bring them stateside. If they were truly after the sculpture for just the scrap metal value, I know just the thing: