Every so often I reminded of the sheer serendipity that brings many of my readers to this blog off the East Bank of the Fox River. Looking through my stats I saw that one of my readers was referred to my blog after doing the google search for "Crack house rules."
Now, normally I would let this pass, but on the off chance said aspiring crack addict or dealer becomes a repeat visitor, let me just say you have bigger problems in your life than what I write in this little blog, and whether I win the Blog of the Week contest. Let me further state the problems you have aren't going to be solved by learning the Emily Post etiquette of illegal drug consumption in a potentially hazardous environment.
So let me help you out. Rather than looking to find out the proper way to pay the pusher, maybe you could use the internet towards a more productive goal, like rehab. After rehab, maybe you could use your computer skills to, I dunno, find a job. Straighten out your life now, because there may literally be no tomorrow.
