We at the Wisconsin Lottery would like to thank all of our losers for buying tickets. There are a few winners, but the fine print on the back of the ticket explains how you are likely not to have even won your dollar back. Isn't that great?
And wouldn't it be ironic if James Wigderson won with his fistful of lottery tickets he and his wife purchased after ridiculing us and our wonderful players.
(This lottery moment brought to by the Wisconsin Lottery, regressively redistributing taxes since 1987.)
