My reactions to yesterday's football games are here, here and here.
For those of you who do not have your priorities in order, lemme lay it out for you:
1. The Dallas Cowboys, America's team, beat the Philadelphia Eagles.
2. The Washington Redskins lost.
3. The Philadelphia Eagles lost (cuz we beat 'em).
4. The Washington Redskins lost.
5. My children are happy, well-behaved and smarter than fans of the Washington Redskins.
6. My dog still likes me and has stopped drinking from the toilet.
Somewhere down the list: The Packers beat a bunch of homeless people.
