Did I get a federal grant to be researched?

I didn't know I was that interesting.

"Research papers have been humankind's great instrument of progress for 300 years! They're the bulwark that separates Crick from creationists, Chandrasekhar from Chopra, and Wigderson from wackballs like this!"

I suppose I should be pleased that someone can tell the difference between me and at least one type of "wackball" (I prefer the term, wackadoo). But I think I'm a little miffed it took a research paper to demonstrate it.