To my mom, who uses her computer to play solitaire, still uses dial-up and thinks home schooling is a crazy idea, I just want to say thanks Mom, and that I love you, and I'm sorry I didn't go to business school.
To my wife, who only reads what I write occasionally, and only laughs at my jokes sometimes, and who always hands me the baby just in time for the diaper to be changed, I just want to say I love you and our kids couldn't have asked for a better Mom. And this time I'll remember you like the Egg McMuffin with no sausage.
