Some years ago I stopped going to a barber (you know, Sports Illustrated, the Wall Street Journal) and started going to a "hair stylist" (Good Housekeeping, Cosmopolitan). I got my hair cut again today and while waiting for my turn in the chair, I saw Redbook advertised on their cover that they knew what men "secretly want" for Father's Day. Since I don't know what I want for Father's Day, I quickly opened the magazine to the page that held the secret.
Redbook suggested women should send their husbands flowers.
Ladies, unless those flowers come with an 18Hp gas-powered wood chipper to stuff the flowers in, don't listen to Redbook.
