Friday, May 27, 2005

Does PETA know about this?

I can see it now: a bunch of pasty-skinned Vegans on a rampage in Western Iraq after hearing about a bomb being strapped to a dog by terrorists.
In one of the insurgency's most bizarre attacks to date, someone tied a crude homemade bomb to a dog, which exploded near an Iraqi army patrol south of Kirkuk, 180 miles north of Baghdad, police said. None of the soldiers was harmed in the blast.
"I love the smell of tofu and brussel sprouts in the morning. It smells like victory."