The Green Bay Packers, proving they have an eye for executive talent, have elected the infamous John Bergstrom of Bergstrom Automotive to the Executive Committee of the Green Bay Packers. Yes, the same John Bergstrom who currently serves as the chairman of the board of trustees at Marquette will now be sitting on the Executive Committee of the Green Bay Packers.
What can we expect of Bergstrom? Will he push the Green Bay Packers to choose a name less offensive to vegetarians? Will the Green and Gold become just the Gold? Will the Packers have to forfeit games against the Washington Redskins and the Kansas City Chiefs?
Will America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys, be too patriotic and too anti-Indian to play at Lambeau? Speaking of too patriotic, what about the New England Patriots? And are US Air Force flyovers after the Star Spangled Banner too intimidating to Arab fans of the football team?
One can only hope Bergstrom's spiritual mentor Fr. Wild will be able to guide him through all these moral questions.