6:01 pm. I just saw the first costumed Obi Wan of the day walking out of a movie theater in Brookfield where he must have been buying advance tickets. Here's my dumb question. Who wants to wait six hours in a cheesy costume just so when you finally get into the theater for the very first showing you're uncomfortable for 2 1/2 hours?
Which leads us, for no reason, to the top six pick up lines of Star Wars geeks in costume waiting in line at the theater.
#4 Okay, I'll swing on a rope from the marquee and you kiss me.
#5 You wanna see my Yoda?
#6 This Jedi always returns for the sequel.
#1 I turned my Ford Escort into a pod racer. Wanna go for a ride?
#2 We're not twins, we're clones!
#3 I just built a new hyperbaric chamber in my parents' basement.
