You must remember this...

This will cause shivvers in the spines of serious movie buffs everywhere. Personally, I think the Toronto Star's movie critic has better things to do than scare the bejeezus out of us serious Casablanca fans. An excerpt:

...especially when you hear Bernie Mac's slamming hip-hop update of "As Time Goes By," the Casablanca theme song:

Yo! Remember dis!

A kiss just ain't no kiss

Unless it's on my ring

It's me dat wears da bling

As you, sucka, do time.

Auuugh!

Still, it's April Fools, so we'll forgive the author. Unfortunately there was no excuse for the previous attempt, Havana.