...especially when you hear Bernie Mac's slamming hip-hop update of "As Time Goes By," the Casablanca theme song:Auuugh!
Yo! Remember dis!
A kiss just ain't no kiss
Unless it's on my ring
It's me dat wears da bling
As you, sucka, do time.
Still, it's April Fools, so we'll forgive the author. Unfortunately there was no excuse for the previous attempt, Havana.