Oh man, I left the windows down...

My e-mail is pretty typical: list of jokes that are fwd, fwd, fwd to death; M'Beko who is trying to smuggle millions of dollars out of Africa, and the various pharmaceutical and porn e-mail that slip past the filters.

I made the mistake once of signing up for weather updates from WTMJ. ("...there's been a great disturbance in the blogosphere, a billion souls crying out in torment "nooooo....") I think it was the most stupid thing I've done. And that includes my dating history, so you know how stupid this was.

Today's e-mail: "Severe Weather." Was there severe weather management failed to warn me about? Were my fellow cubicle rats heading to the basement? No.

It's that time of year when weather can become unpredictable and volatile! Our premium weather services were designed to keep you and your loved ones safe and informed about any weather situation that may be headed your way.

Patented storm tracking features alert you to approaching weather dangers!

Look idiots. I don't subscribe to your paper, and I can click for free on your website and watch the radar myself.

As for keeping my loved ones safe, I just got another e-mail...