next time he'll use a folding chair

Forgetting that he is not a member of the WWF, Donovin Darius threw a flying clothesline that could have taken down Andre the Giant. Unfortunately, he was not playacting, pro football is not fake, Robert Ferguson is still in the hospital and Donovin Darius should be suspended for the remainder of the season and the playoffs. Anyone who doubts he was going for Ferguson's head believed Bobby "the brain" Heenan was kind to parrots.