Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Joe Gibbs

Did you know Joe Gibbs is the greatest football coach in the history of the NFL? I know this because I watch Monday Night Football. Did you know that Joe Gibbs is the greatest coach in the history of the NFL? I know this because I watch ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS Sports and even read the Washington Post on occasion. The NFL won’t rename the Super Bowl trophy after Joe Gibbs because that would be too small of an honor. Perhaps they’ll rename Canton. Not just the Hall of Fame but the whole damn city.

Did you know that Bill Parcells is the greatest football coach in the history of the NFL? That’s because Joe Gibbs is “rusty” and is not yet “used to the rule changes” that have occurred since he first retired. I know this because I watched the 4th quarter of Monday Night Football last night.

Did you know Joe Gibbs can’t tell time? What, they didn’t let him keep his retirement watch when he came back into coaching?

I guess Joe Gibbs will not be getting made NFL coach of the year.