Using my secret sources, I have managed to acquire a copy of the first day's secret agenda for Fighting Bob Fest.
Fighting Bob Fest Schedule of Events
Morning Session
8:30-9:30am Complimentary breakfast of organic vegan sausage, whole grain toast with collective dairy butter, John Kerry waffles, and environmentally friendly, fair trade, shade-grown, and organic coffee.
9:30-9:35am A moment of silence for the trees that gave their lives so that Bob Fest could go on.
9:45-10:30am Environmentally conscious tie-dye process demonstration using organic beets and free growing dandelions for dye. Demonstration will use a non-polluting process to preserve our ground water, lakes and streams. Participants are asked to bring their own clothing items for dying, preferably from a non-exploitative clothing manufacturer.
10:45-11:30am Collective living arrangements and mutual legal obligations
Lunch Break
On your own. A list of progressive, smoke-free restaurants using union labor will be provided (if available).
Afternoon Session
12:30pm-1: 30pm Childrens books discussion panel. Childrens literature to be discussed includes, “Hiroshima: After Effects of Radiation Poisoning”, “Das Kapital”, “Daddy Warbucks’ Capitalist and Sexist Exploitation of Little Orphan Annie” and “Your Right to a Free Abortion”.
1:45pm-2: 30pm Tobacco, Capitalism, Imperialism and George Bush
2:45pm-3: 30pm Halliburton, Neo-Cons and Palestinian Oppression
3:45pm-4: 15pm The dangers and litigation opportunities of second hand smoke.
4:30pm-5: 30pm Progressive decriminalization and free distribution of marijuana.
Dinner
5:30pm-7:00pm
