I just saw the schedule for the state Democratic convention. My advice to the delegates? Bring a pillow:
6:00 p.m. Call for Contributions
Presentation of Colors (white flag)
Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
Invocation (Our Obama)
The Internationale
6:30 p.m. Welcome – Tom Sieber, Brown Co. Dems Chair
Kathy Hughes, Oneida Tribe Vice Chairwoman (thank you, we own your party)
State Chair’s Report -- Joe Wineke (1st No-Doze)
1st Vice Chair’s Report – Lena Taylor (on campaigning hard)
6:50 p.m. State Treasurer Dawn Marie Sass (delegates are asked not to giggle)
Sen. Russ Decker (announces bar is open)
Speaker Mike Sheridan (second No-Doze)
U.S. Rep. Steve Kagen (will introduce the prominent Injuns)
Lt. Gov. Barbara Lawton (slideshow from Hollywood vacation)
7:30 p.m. U.S. Sen. Russ Feingold (symbolic burning of First Amendment)
Keynote Speaker Gov. Jim Doyle (Passing of collection plate)
Saturday, June 13
8:30 a.m. Platform and Resolutions Debate (Mao vs. Lenin)
10:00 a.m. U.S. Rep. Tammy Baldwin (address from Planet Madison)
U.S. Sen. Herb Kohl (State Fair Milk Stand menu announcement)
10:45 a.m. Mike Tate (on a clear telecommunications strategy)
12:30 p.m. Voting for Officers (winners get to test drive new state cars)
