Missed the list again. I must be the 130th. People Magazine lists the sexiest men alive, and once again I was passed over. This year, they even picked a foreigner. It's the accent, right? After all, how many times were Sean Connery and Mel Gibson picked ahead of me?
Ya know, there are plenty of women that think the Milwaukee North Side accent is really sexy.
I understand the magazine wanted to pick Barack Obama as the sexiest, but they decided to keep the contest open only to mere mortals.