Lard balls

Zero the Polar Bear fell into the moat again at the Milwaukee County Zoo. I'm sure it's all Scott Walker's fault. Zookeepers assure us he can climb the steps back to his habitat, and he will when he is hungry.

Zero's regular diet includes fish, fruits and vegetables and lard balls.

Hmmm, lard balls. No wonder it took him eight days for him to climb out the last time. How about some ribs from Speed Queen?