If Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker really cared about the polar bears, he would agree to the tripling of the county sales tax so Zero could be air lifted out of the moat by a special Milwaukee County Polar Bear Rescue Unit. If Milwaukee County had light rail, the ground team could be whisked from the airport to the zoo to tranquilize the bear and to put the harness on Zero while the helicopters, instead of merely taking photos, could lower the cable that would be used to lift the bear to safety. Then instead of giving pay raises to Walker's staff, they should be made to eat Zero's lard balls while he is given a decent meal from Mr. B's.
