Giving the Wisconsin economy heat stroke

I took my first crack at the Governor's task force on global warming and their recommendations yesterday in the Waukesha Freeman (for just 50 cents you can still read a paper newspaper).

Perhaps the task force could have saved the taxpayers money by issuing a short statement instead of the report: "We regret Prometheus stole fire from the gods to warm the world of mankind. Henceforward, Wisconsin will renounce all use of fire."

It would be a more honest approach.