Mike Nichols has the story of a security guard that stopped a sixteen-year-old girl from shoplifting a bottle of Patrón tequila from a Target in Delevan. At least she had good taste.
Target has a policy that only certain employees can stop people from shoplifting, and that doesn't include the part-time security guard. So they fired him.
Perhaps Delevan should re-consider Target's liquor license.