My legitimacy is questioned

This picture was sent to me by my friend Dave in SF:

As many of you know, Orson Welles was from Wisconsin. Mom, Dad, something you're not telling me? After all, it would explain my addiction to old movies.

Maybe I should practice my theatric skills:

Charles Foster Kane: Are we going to declare war on Spain, or are we not?
Jed Leland: The Inquirer already has.
Charles Foster Kane: You long-faced, overdressed anarchist.
Jed Leland: I am not overdressed.
Charles Foster Kane: You are too. Mr. Bernstein, look at his necktie.

It even sounds like me!