In sports-entertainment news, the over-under mentions of Jessica Simpson during tomorrow's Cowboys-Giants game is 6 1/2. Now there's a number even Al Michaels can understand.
For you degenerate gamblers, here's the rest of the line:
COWBOYS VS. GIANTS
Final
Giants (+7½) at Cowboys
Over/Under: 46½
Halftime
Giants (+4½) at Cowboys
Over/Under: 23½
Team to score first
New York Giants: +155
Dallas Cowboys: -190
Will there be a score in the first 6:30 of the first quarter?
Yes: -125
No: -105
Will either team score in the last 2 minutes of the 1st Half ?
Yes: -225
No: +175
The first score of the game will be?
Touchdown: -170
Field Goal or Safety: +140
Highest Scoring Quarter
1st Quarter: 13/4
2nd Quarter: 17/10
3rd Quarter: 27/10
4th Quarter: 2/1
Longest Touchdown in the game
Over/Under: 44½
Total Points scored by both teams
0 - 7 Points: 25/1
8 - 14 Points: 18/1
15 - 21 Points: 15/1
22 - 28 Points: 10/1
29 - 35 Points: 6/1
36 - 42 Points: 7/2
43 - 49 Points: 3/1
50 - 56 Points: 4/1
57 - 63 Points: 6/1
64 - 70 Points: 8/1
71 - 77 Points: 10/1
78 or more Points: 8/1
New York Giants Total Team Points
Over/Under: 20
Dallas Cowboys Total Team Points
Over/Under: 27
Exact Margin of Victory
New York Giants win by 1-3 Points: 5/1
New York Giants win by 4-6 Points: 8/1
New York Giants win by 7-10 Points: 8/1
New York Giants win by 11-13 Points: 14/1
New York Giants win by 14-17 Points: 15/1
New York Giants win by 18-21 Points: 18/1
New York Giants win by 22 or More Points: 12/1
Dallas Cowboys win by 1-3 Points: 7/1
Dallas Cowboys win by 4-6 Points: 7/1
Dallas Cowboys win by 7-10 Points: 4/1
Dallas Cowboys win by 11-13 Points: 7/1
Dallas Cowboys win by 14-17 Points: 8/1
Dallas Cowboys win by 18-21 Points: 10/1
Dallas Cowboys win by 22 or More Points: 6/1
Eli Manning - Total Passing Yards
Over/Under: 225½
Plaxico Burress - Total Receiving Yards
Over/Under: 68½
Tony Romo - Total Passing Yards
Over/Under: 270½
Marion Barber - Total Rushing Yards
Over/Under: 65½
Player to score the first Touchdown in the game
Marion Barber (DAL) 5/1
Brandon Jacobs (NYG) 5/1
Terrell Owens (DAL) 5/1
Plaxico Burress (NYG) 6/1
Jason Witten (DAL) 7/1
Patrick Crayton (DAL) 10/1
Julius Jones (DAL) 10/1
Amani Toomer (NYG) 10/1
Kevin Boss (NYG) 15/1
Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG) 15/1
Steve Smith (NYG) 15/1
Sam Hurd (DAL) 18/1
Tony Romo (DAL) 22/1
Eli Manning (NYG) 25/1
No TD scored in the game 80/1
Field (Any Other Player) 5/1
LEAGUE NUMBERS
Super Bowl XLII
AFC (-10½) vs. NFC
Over/Under: 55
How many road teams will win this weekend?
0: 10/13
1: 1/1
2: 14/5
3: 18/1
4: 30/1
Most Passing Yards in the Divisional Playoffs
Tom Brady (NE) 27/20
Peyton Manning (IND) 3/1
Brett Favre (GB) 4/1
Tony Romo (DAL) 17/4
Matt Hasselbeck (SEA) 7/1
Eli Manning (NYG) 9/1
Philip Rivers (SD) 12/1
David Garrard (JAC) 25/1
Most Rushing Yards in the Divisional Playoffs
LaDainian Tomlinson (SD) 5/2
Joseph Addai (IND) 5/2
Ryan Grant (GB) 5/1
Brandon Jacobs (NYG) 5/1
Fred Taylor (JAC) 6/1
Laurence Maroney (NE) 7/1
Marion Barber (DAL) 8/1
Julius Jones (DAL) 9/1
Shaun Alexander (SEA) 20/1
Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG) 25/1
Most Receiving Yards in the Divisional Playoffs
Randy Moss (NE) 2/1
Reggie Wayne (IND) 3/1
Chris Chambers (SD) 7/1
Terrell Owens (DAL) 7/1
Wes Welker (NE) 8/1
Marvin Harrison (IND) 9/1
Plaxico Burress (NYG) 10/1
Dallas Clark (IND) 10/1
Greg Jennings (GB) 10/1
Jason Witten (DAL) 10/1
D.J. Hackett (SEA) 13/1
Nate Burleson (SEA) 15/1
Donald Driver (GB) 15/1
Amani Toomer (NYG) 15/1
Vincent Jackson (SD) 16/1
Bobby Engram (SEA) 20/1
James Jones (GB) 20/1
Reggie Williams (JAC) 20/1
Super Bowl XLII – MVP
Tom Brady (NE): 2/3
Peyton Manning (IND): 5/1
Randy Moss (NE): 8/1
Tony Romo (DAL): 8/1
Brett Favre (GB): 10/1
Terrell Owens (DAL): 10/1
Joseph Addai (IND): 15/1
Marvin Harrison (IND): 15/1
Reggie Wayne (IND): 15/1
LaDainian Tomlinson (SD): 15/1
Dallas Clark (IND): 20/1
David Garrard (JAC): 20/1
Ryan Grant (GB): 20/1
Brandon Jacobs (NYG): 20/1
Philip Rivers (SD): 20/1
Laurence Maroney (NE): 20/1
Fred Taylor (JAC): 25/1
Wes Welker (NE): 25/1
Jason Witten (DAL): 25/1
Shaun Alexander (SEA): 30/1
Marion Barber (DAL): 30/1
Chris Chambers (SD): 30/1
Donald Driver (GB): 30/1
Matt Hasselbeck (SEA): 30/1
Greg Jennings (GB): 30/1
Vincent Jackson (SD): 40/1
Eli Manning (NYG): 40/1
Amani Toomer (NYG): 40/1
Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG): 50/1
Bobby Engram (SEA): 50/1
Plaxico Burress (NYG): 50/1
Field (Any Other Player): 4/1