Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Hey kid! Where do you come from?

For the record, I do not know if the neighborhood kid that sometimes clears my sidewalks of snow is a legal resident of the United States. I am also unaware of the residency status of any of the other children who assist him in his enterprise. I contract with him as if he is an independent contractor, and I expect that he is fully responsible for all taxes to be paid accordingly as well as maintaining a workforce with the proper residency requirements.

I have observed Young Fagin is definitely an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Can I run for President now?

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