My children do not want Halloween to end until Christmas. Fortunately, WMYX is playing Christmas music.
I like Steve better than Joe on Blues Clues.
The noise that small children will make is directly proportional to how much their mom needs extra sleep.
Sometimes you have to read the newspaper to know what the family is up to while I write my columns. Okay, I knew what they were doing because I play the word puzzle game. By the way, there goes a column idea down the tubes.
The temptation for children to use the printer to print pictures from their favorite website is directly proportional to the amount of paper in the printer.
The absolute necessity of the dogs needing to go outside is inversely proportional to the amount of clothes I am wearing at the time.
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