Of course, if the Republicans in the state assembly have their way, the libraries will be burned to the ground to fuel the barrels to keep the homeless warm while intelligent apes ransack the police department to steal weapons in advance of the coming Global Warming while mutants start moving to the sewers to worship a planet destroying nuclear missile.
It's all in this week's column, with Ed Garvey starring as Dr. Zaius.
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