I can't decide if reading this makes me feel young or old, but UW-Milwaukee's Union Policy Board is having trouble allocating the office spaces for student organizations for next year.
I have a solution, if any of you student government types want to listen. Just throw all the student organizations out on their butts and turn those offices on the third floor of the student union into meeting rooms. Better yet, knock all the walls down, scatter some couches and create a quiet study area away from the noise of the concourse. Some of you do study, right?
I merely offer this advice as a UW-Milwaukee alumnus and a former Vice President of the Union Policy Board who had an office with a great view of the campus.