This will be funny to about twelve people

With the state supreme court election less than a month away, I decided to do my public service by giving you this do-it-yourself get-out-the-vote postcard for you to mail out the Friday before election day. Remember, it doesn't matter whom you remind to vote as long as don't tell them to vote for a particular candidate. I suggest sending this to those possible voters that live in the suburbs in traditionally Republican voting areas, as nobody ever reminds those people to vote. When was the last time you saw Jesse Jackson registering white suburbanites to vote? So do your part and help remind them to vote, too. Use the postcard below (I suggest printing it before trying to cut it out) and make sure your Republican or pro-life friends remember to vote on April 3rd.



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