It's late Saturday night and this post is PG-13

Kate from Waupun has an anatomical explanation for those needing to indulge in conspiracy theories - a distinct feeling of justified inadequacy. That would mean, of course, that those of us who did not engage in conspiracy thinking must be very confident. And considering that the further away we are from conspiracy thinking, the more confident we must be, it must follow that conservatives...

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.