Paris Hilton was arrested for Driving Under the Influence. She claims she only had one margarita and nothing to eat all day because she was working. She claims she was just looking for an "In-N-Out Burger."
State Attorney General candidate Paul Bucher announced today he would use the Paris Hilton drunk driving video in his next commercial. The Van Hollen campaign announced they would not use the video, but would send her an invite to the Tommy Thompson fundraiser. Katie Falk said she reserved the right to use the video, then she wasn't going to use the video, oh what the hell she's using the video. Peg Lautenschlager offered to expedite the DNA test.
I wish I could claim credit for the following but I believe Dan Deibert said it on The Morning Spin first. Of course she flunked the sobriety test. She doesn't know the alphabet forwards, let alone backwards.
