High Cholesterol Coca-Cola Conspicuous Consumption

I'm ready to try it. The Texas State Fair introduced Deep-Fried Coca-Cola.

...vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry.

Sounds a lot better than another deep fried offering, the deep fried Cosmopolitan.