"I enjoy cocaine because ... "Look, if participating in an obvious joke is enough to damage your political career, writing this blog has wrecked mine. I've made jokes about homosexual behavior, illegal gambling, being naked in public, public drunkeness, and watering my lawn illegally just in the last week. A drug and prostitute reference wouldn't even cause my readers to pause, let alone get upset.
"I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons ..."
Except for mom. Hi Mom!