Monday, June 12, 2006

They're coming this way and they're armed with pooper scoopers

Forget the illegal aliens. It's Milwaukeeans armed with pooper-scoopers you have to worry about.
A criminal complaint was filed this afternoon against a Milwaukee woman accused of entering a Waukesha home armed with a metal pooper scooper and scissors.

Leisa K. Reed, 47, was charged with two felonies, armed burglary and second-degree recklessly endangering safety and four misdemeanors, battery, intentionally mistreating an animal, resisting an officer and bail jumping.
The taser had no effect. It took five officers to bring her down.

When it comes to criminals from Milwaukee, I'm all for sending them back to where they came from.