Saturday, May 13, 2006

Didn't I see this in Trading Places?

It's a miracle! She can walk! She can run! She can occupy a jail cell that isn't handicap equipped!

I guess whatever happens in Las Vegas, stays in a Las Vegas cell.

I'm not a big believer in special enhancements for punishing crime, but pretending to be wheelchair-bound just so she can sue communities is pretty low.

Can I have her handicap parking sticker?

(Headline corrected to the movie title. I confess I'm in love with Genevieve Gorder, formerly of Trading Spaces, and I must've had her on my mind. That, or this room needs to be painted.)