Absolute sobriety under age 21, if someone under 16 is in the car the penalty goes up to $400 and four points.
Little known clauses in the bill:
If the intoxication was the result of drinking 10% or more corn ethanol, a member of the state legislature will front your bail money.
Drunk driving in a state vehicle punishable by free campaign commercials by your opponents.
Bloggers will be frisked, and the officer won't be pretty.
