In a response given by Kilkenny written by her speech writer Theodore Geisel, "I don't throw shoes at dogs. I don't throw shoes at cats. I don't throw shoes."
I don't throw red shoes
I don't throw blue shoes
I don't throw green shoes
I don't throw orange shoes
I don't throw shoes in the house
Not at a dog, or a cat or a mouse
I did not throw that shoe, and I'm not bi-polar too.