Will Katie be free of Scientologist cultist Tom Cruise?
We can only hope.
LOS ANGELES -- Their people deny it. But, Life and Style magazine said TomKat is finished -- that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are splitting up and the wedding's off.
Life and Style said Holmes and Cruise "plan to keep up the charade of their romance until after their baby's birth this spring."
The magazine said they'll keep up appearances until at least a few months after their baby's born and that Cruise plans to buy Holmes a home near his to make it easy to visit his child.
A spokesman for the couple, Arnold Robinson, said, "It should be known that the story is 100 percent false."
One-hundred percent false? You mean it's not a baby, but a pod, and it's not a house, but a spaceship?
Will Katie be free of Scientologist cultist Tom Cruise? We can only hope.
