
His opponent, Democrat Patrick Byrne, gets to find out if his moment in the sun was merely a low budget flame-out or the harbinger of a Democrat somehow winning in the most conservative part of the most conservative county in the state.
Here's a clue: if you have to say you're going to win because you're not going to spend money against a candidate who's got hundreds falling out of his pockets, you're going to lose. Here's another clue. If you have to beg the voters to set their natural preferences for a political party aside in a partisan race, you're going to lose.

Of course, everyone in the 33rd assembly district might read my words and decide to make me look stupid. That's about Byrne's only chance.