Has anyone seen the Bud Light commercial where the guy remembers the intense training he had to go through to learn how to pour a Bud Lite into a glass without too much foam? He has some sort of Asian sensei or something flogging him whenever he gets the pour wrong.
Come on! It's 99% water, 1% rice.* How hard can it be? If you can't pour a light beer without getting too much head, just turn in your liver now and let the adults drink by themselves. Go drink a wine cooler or something.
* Actual formula may be something else. It just tastes like water and rice cakes.
