Chain yourself to the buffet table!

You thought the passengers were ugly before they boarded Cunard Cruise Lines, try cutting their trip short:

Cunard has offered the 1,000 passengers scheduled to get off in Rio de Janeiro a 50 percent refund to make up for missing stops in Barbados, St. Kitts and Salvador, Brazil.

Some passengers said that's not enough and are threatening a sit-in.

I have this vision of senior citizens chaining themselves to the daiquiri bar while the cruise line tries to get them to leave peacefully by playing Kathie Lee Gifford singing over and over again.

The horror, the horror.