I have a few words to say about the MKE "Blog of the Week" contest.First, I'd like to thank Fred at Real Debate for endorsing me, even as he suggests I get measured for a straight jacket ("extra long in the sleeve, please").
Now for the bad news. Apparently we've been notified there are rules. No, really. Sara from MKE Online comments on a previous request of mine for illegal votes:
It's always fun to come in on Monday, check my blog voting folder, and see who is abusing the system. (I can count the weeks when no one voted more than once using the same e-mail. Oh, those halcyon days...) Anyway, there should be a blurb on the voting page saying one vote per valid e-mail address.However, will we let that stop us? No, I say, no! If the Democrat Party of Wisconsin has taught us anything, rules are meant to be broken! And if the current Milwaukee District Attorney has taught us anything, there are no consequences if we're caught!
So go to the streets and bribe the homeless with cigarettes! Ask felons to vote! Vote multiple times! Vote on behalf of dead relatives! Vote from multiple addresses! Vote from non-existent addresses!
(Sorry, I can't work the tire slashing thing in there.)
Tell Daily Kos I'm a Leftee and have them vote for me! It's all absentee and on-line! Stuff the electronic ballot box until their servers pop! We only have until midnight tonight (unless I can get a judge to decide that the polls need to be open longer). Vote for me, James Wigderson. I want to win at any cost.
