I bet this guy was a fun college roommate

The Waukesha Freeman ran a letter to the editor from someone who's just the life of the party:

There’s hell on earth right now

It seems to me that we don’t have to wait until we die to find out what hell looks like because we have one right here in our violent and dangerous planet earth.

Between the natural disasters, the human-made disasters - including diseases - all these convert this planet into a pure hell.

Aroldo Orlandi, Waukesha

If you know this guy, please take away any sleeping tablets, sharp objects and firearms. Oh yeah, don't forget to take away his Sylvia Plath poetry.

It wouldn't surprise me to learn he composed the letter using cut out letters from the newspaper.