A cause (almost) everyone can get behind

My friend StB has found an urban blight worth getting off the barstool for: tacky, non-threatening Halloween displays.

I have heard that there are still some awesome displays set up in Milwaukee. Many of them have motion detectors or various displays set on timers that open are close coffins or make monsters move. Unfortunately, they are few and far between. Those damn blow up pumpkins and ghosts are taking over. Please, don't do this to your yard.

I ask everyone to rise up, grab some steel tip darts and let's defeat these blow up monstrosities! Are you with me?

We're with you! Right after I finish my beer....