I'm officially one of a group of "lily livered Liberals" deceiving my loyal readers with my pretending to be a conservative. Conservative readers who made a donation to my site can ask for their money back. (That would be a grand total of zero, you fascists.)
Now that I'm out-of-the-closet as a liberal, I gotta tell you it's all clear to me: It's all George Bush's fault.
I'm still trying to work out the details on this.
I know I'm a liberal because I've had some hormonal teenager rant on my blog here and here telling me to put on my tinfoil hat with the coat hanger antenna to receive my secret marching orders from the Neo-Conservative cabal. When I ridiculed the suggestion, I was summarily tossed from the Conservative movement by the young Robespierre. It was that or accept Borg-like assimilation. ("We are not human. We are Neo-Con. You will be assimilated.")
When my liver became plant-matter, I'm still not sure, but I suspect it was during the binge-drinking days of my misspent youth. (Which reminds me, is it cocktail hour yet?)
As part of my new liberal politics, I've decided to embrace Campaign Finance Reform. I'm afraid I'll have to ban the "I Love George W Bush" blog and it's author, Bush Rocks. It's not an easy decision, but in the immortal words of Judge Smails, I felt I owed it to him.
After all, it's all Bush's fault.
