Friday, August 26, 2005

Senator Cipher

Wisconsin Senator Herb Kohl (D-Sporting Goods) has launched his new campaign re-election website. Believe it or not, it's time once again for the state GOP to recruit a sacrificial lamb a candidate to take on Herb and his millions.

Now the Senator wants your help against his yet-to-be-named opponent. His campaign needs stories. Little personal anecdotes or personal thoughts about the Senator. Now here's the hard part. Even though the campaign website doesn't say so, the anecdotes can't be about the obvious things like, going to The Kohl Center. Or, running into the Senator at a Milwaukee Bucks game and telling him who to hire as coach. Or even how much you liked the rootbeer milk at the Herb Kohl Dairy Barn at the State Fair.

Oooh, this is going to be a tough assignment.